So today I had All-Conference Choir and as an alto I felt this was definitely an appropriate post for the day…
10. You get really good at singing E flat. 9.You get to sing the same note for 12 consecutive measures. 8. You don’t really need to warm up to sing 12 consecutive bars of E-flat. 7. If the choir really stinks, it’s unlikely the altos will be blamed. 6. You have lots of time to chat during soprano solos. 5. You get to pretend that you are better than the sopranos, because everybody knows that women only sing soprano so they don’t have to learn to read music. 4. You can sometimes find part time work singing tenor. 3.Altos get all the great intervals. 2. When the sopranos are holding some outrageously high note at the end of a song, the altos always get the last words. 1. When the altos miss a note, nobody gets hurt.
The Wonderful Thing a Friend [let's call her J] and I Say.
M: IT ALMOST MAKES ME WANT TO NOT GO PROM DRESS SHOPPING TOMORROW.
J: lol why
M: idk, just so I could be closer if you went “hey dude, come over and we can talk” or ” dude, come save me NOW” or “dude he just left, I have stuff to tell you” and in any of those scenarios, I’d be closer if I stayed here and could just be like “dude, I’m on my way!” giggle.
J: lol haha
M: I’m so proud of that, I’m going to post it on tumblr. keeping in anonymous of course.
J: lol, I loved the giggle. it was great.
M: lol the giggle was the sprinkles on top of the icing on top of the cupcake.
J: TRUE DAT yo
M: we’re so weird.I love it.yo. J: I love you =] M: I love you too…..dood.
Fairytales may always start “once upon a time…” but do they actually always end “happily ever after.” ?
I mean, who can define “happy?”
If different things make different people happy, who’s to say I’m not happy for ever after all without everything they get in a fairytale?
Chivalry is dead, so why do I have to have a prince?
They’re mostly frogs in disguise anyways, and why want a fancy frog opposed to just any other old frog out there?
Why not wait for the one who wants me for me, the one who shows his true self right away, not the one in disguise who acts like a prince but couldn’t be farther from perfect, princely, or closer to slimy?
The real thing has got to be bigger, better, ya know, fireworks?
Why happy ever after? Why not contently? Joyfully? Lovingly?
Why says love is always happy anyways?
Why not passionately?
What’s really happening is society plants little unrealistic seed-ideas into little girls’ heads before they know better.
Love isn’t always happy, isn’t always perfect, isn’t always what we see or want to see it.
Why can’t they just tell us love is whatever we want it to be?
Love is what you make it.
Personalize it, make it yours, because who else deserves to define your ever after?
Emmy's private intentions for her sister (who's boyfriend she doesn't like fyi
this jug of milk at my side will follow through my revenge!!! and i shall drink out of it as i please, for it is now MY jug of milk.*gulp gulp gulp*
MOLLY: you’re so weird
EMMY: tell that to the milk jug
you need help
EMMY: I DO!!!! I REALLY DO!!!!
drinking out of the jug is nice
MOLLY:lol I bet
EMMY:i have a problem.I may have a problem.
MOLLY:I know. you do
EMMY:idk…. dude i need sleep….and a clean bed is necassary for sleep… which i dont. have i have one spot on my bed….thats where i am sitting and thats the only part not covered in crap….. my throat is soar i think its the milk…. i wonder if im lactose intolerant… if so i should be dead i think i drink to much milk…. im probably going to get diabetis thats gana suck… ill have to prick my finger a lot but then i can chase ppl around with my blood.. i would wipe it on megan….then tell her i have aids, that would make her sad… then i would tell her i got them from ron…. and he has herpes and so does megan then we will all die. THE EHD!*end fail…. i’m out of milk
MOLLY:wow. and that really sucks.
EMMY:i drank wayyyyy to much milk… i think im going to throw up now… bye.